So I'm in #London!

Ulf Kristersson just nu. #svpol

Someone said that the EU regulates the shape of fruit?

Den röda fläcken. Hur tänkte ni, @IKEA

Le Tits Now.

Åtminstone ärligt av honom, väljarna missade vilken typ av fokus bara! #svpol

So my day is better than your day.

Now I'm working in africa, and hanging out with people with guns. Should probably ask them what calibre they use.

I'm on a ship. Thank God they have a rational lubricator, as opposed to the normal irrational one.

@hageast

Pirate v pirate

Dags att @Aftonbladet börjar lära sig timing?

Morning evictions in #hambacherforst